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spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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aprettypastiche:

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via thatgirl-intexas)

(Source: tiaraless, via anne-1dxx)

browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

(via itwaslikehittingthetrifecta)