Tweets

dennys:

Ooh that meal so de-li-cious
And you know another diner can’t cook like this
So you order that food like who’s the ish?
Destroyin those fries so devilish 

searchforpizza:
Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.

dennys:

Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via lamestt)

(Source: f00dd00d, via cloudy-dreamers)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via lamestt)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)