Ooh that meal so de-li-cious
And you know another diner can’t cook like this
So you order that food like who’s the ish?
Destroyin those fries so devilish
Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk